Megan Fox: ‘I Can’t Ever Imagine Myself Doing Nudity On Film’ (Sorry Boys!)

For all of you men out there hoping “Transformers 3,” “Jonah Hex” or even the upcoming “Jennifer’s Body” would feature some brief (or not so brief) footage of Megan Fox’s private lady parts, you are going to be sadly let down.

“As of right now I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film,” she said definitively to MTV’s Josh Horowitz during her interview for “Behind the Screen.”

She has a pretty good argument for it too — on that makes me feel really uncomfortable ever watching someone get naked in a film from now on.

“People take everything from you when you’re in this business. Your anonymity is stripped from you, they invade every part of you: your personal life, your relationships. Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged,” Megan confessed. “Literally all I have left are my private parts, and I don’t want to also share them with the world.”

It brings me back to when the Olsen twins turned 18, or when Halle Berry bared her top for “Swordfish.” People went gaga over that, but can you imagine being the person who has to be lusted after by billions of people you have never and probably will never meet? Let alone when people go crazy over celebrity sex tapes. If there was a legal market for celebrity sex tapes, it probably would end up being more successful than Hollywood. But that’s something else Megan promises we will never see.

“That’s the last thing I want to see is what I look like having sex,” she said, “because it would take one shot of me not looking good and then I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”