Cover Story: Bruno On GQ

GQIn case you didn't see enough of Brüno (a.k.a. "Borat" actor Sacha Baron Cohen) and his kugelsack at last month's MTV Movie Awards, feast your eyes on the July cover of GQ (see the full-size after the jump), where Austria's most fabulous fashion journalist bares all (almost). Inside, Brüno (Cohen doesn't break character) takes over the mag's advice column, dishing wisdom on high heels, "Zac Efron hair," gym fashion and more. We've plucked some of his best nuggets from the cover story:

Dear Brüno, Can men wear heels? When and why?

Of course. Some guys look great in heels — ze singer Pink, for example. Alzo, mein last boyfreund, Diesel, vas a genuine Pygmy only three eight, so ich made him vear heels so he could give me plow jops mitout me having to bend mein knees.

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Dear Brüno, How can I get some “Efron hair”? Or at least some “Pattinson hair”?

Ich vouldn’t bother getting a Zac Efron hairstyle right now, cos ich am about to change mine and he’s certain to copy me again. In terms of grooming, ze only thing he hasn’t copied me with ist getting his ballensack pierced—vell, he hadn’t had it done ze last time ich saw him.

Dear Brüno, What do you sleep in?

In reality, ich sleep in a seaweed body wrap under a Zac Posen Navy-Cut Nightshirt. In mein dreams, ich sleep naked in a giant reed basket drifting slowly down ze Nile, cradled in ze arms of Daniel Radcliffe.

Dear Brüno, What’s the best thing to wear to the gym? And throw in a couple of workout ideas if you have them.

Ich vork out using just ze standard gym kit: T-shirt, shorts, socks, sensible sneakers, lube, und nipple clamps. Mein gym, Fikken 2000 in Klagenfurt, ist amazing; ze showers can accommodate twenty guys und have a DJ in zem. Thanks to ze boxercise class zere, ich have ze cutest butt — it’s like a little girl’s. You really must check aus mein party shelf!

Will you be seeing Cohen's flick "Brüno" when it comes out July 10? And if you could ask him for advice, what would you say?