Get paid, RiRi.
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It has recently been reported that Rihanna gets paid $100,000 to attend a fashion show. Yeah, NBD. JK, it’s a very big deal. During Fashion Week(s) throughout the world, @badgalriri attends a lot of shows. She even changed her hair in between two this winter because, y’know, ~fashun~. Gotta switch up your look every
once in a while hour. If we are to believe this report to be true, Rihanna makes a pretty penny during Fashion Week, and, so, we imagined a few things she may like to buy with her earnings from attending one show. Of course, if she wants to donate, like, half a fashion show’s worth of pay to me, I’d be cool with that too.
2,500 BUCKET HATS
Rihanna has been very into bucket hats recently, making us totally rethink our opinion on the accessory. For $100K, Rih could buy 2,500 bucket hats at $40 a pop. If she decides to buy that many bucket hats, let’s hope she foresees a future with them–that’s enough hats for her to wear a new one every single day for over six years.
100 ALEXANDER WANG SWEATSHIRTS + 66 BEERS AT STAPLES CENTER
Photo: Alexander Wang
Rihanna has already worn a pink version of Alexander Wang’s “Parental Advisory” sweatshirt, but if she’s looking to add black to her wardrobe for variety, she could invest in 100 sweatshirts. Since they’re retailing for $995, Rihanna would have $500 left over, which we like to imagine she’d spend on 66 beers at a Lakers game. Yeah, man, the beers at Lakers games are expensive.
52 CHANEL NECKLACES + 91 MAC LIPSTICKS
As a expert in all things Rihanna, I know that she likes Chanel, chokers, and pearls. This Chanel necklace combines all three of those things. Since she’s bound to like it (I mean, we already know she likes all its elements), she could consider buying 52 of them–a new one per week for a year! Live it up, Rihanna, you deserve it! At $1,895 each, Rih would have $1,460 left over, which she could spend on 91 tubes of MAC’s Viva Glam. Sure, she could probably get it for free since she helped design it, but the proceeds go to a good cause.
THE ENTIRE DA SILVANO MENU 173 TIMES + $179 TIP
Photo: Da Silvano’s Facebook
Whenever Rihanna is in New York she eats at Da Silvano. I know because I camp out there 24/7 waiting for her arrival. JK, I look at pictures taken by people who do that. Since Rih obviously loves the place, she could go there and order each thing off the menu 173 times. She’d have $179 left over, but I’m gonna assume she’d leave a bigger tip than that.
416 HOOD BY AIR SHIRTS + 8 CHEESE PIZZAS
Photo: Hood by Air
We’ve already proclaimed our love for this Hood by Air shirt, and if we know Rihanna like we think we do, she’d like it too. On her Instagram (RIP, never 4get), Rih used to post memes all the time, which means she not only ~gets~ internet humor, but partakes in it. Why not take that love of the ’net onto the streets? These shirts are $240 each, which means Rihanna could buy 416 of them and have $160 left over for, IDK, a few pizzas or something. If she wants to donate a few of her new purchases to MTV Style, she knows where to find us.