How To Shop On Black Friday

Ahhh, Black Friday. The way retailers keep pushing it up earlier and earlier, you've likely been at the Black Friday grind for a few hours now. In that case, this little story might not help you. But if for some reason, we're catching you on your way out for your very first Black Friday ever, we have a few pieces of advice: dress for battle, keep your spirits high, and watch your back.

GETTING DRESSED AFTER THANKSGIVING DINNER IS HARD

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IT'S OK, THOUGH, BECAUSE DRAKE SAYS SO

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YOU'RE ABOUT TO EXERCISE ANYWAY, SORT OF

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WHILE MOST OF YOUR SHOPPING EXPERIENCES ARE LIKE THIS:

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TAKE OUR ADVICE

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BLACK FRIDAY IS VERY DIFFERENT

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PEOPLE CHANGE ON BLACK FRIDAY

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THE EXPECTATION:

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THE REALITY:

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NOT THAT DIFFERENT, RIGHT?

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MAYBE YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING

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BUT IF YOU'RE NOT, BE CAREFUL

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IT WILL GET REAL

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BUT IT'LL BE WORTH IT (MAYBE)

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PEOPLE WILL TURN ON EACH OTHER

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YOU WILL BE SHOCKED

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JUST KEEP YOUR CHIN UP

STAY ON YOUR A-GAME

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KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR HAUL

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AND YOU'LL COME OUT A WINNER

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May the odds be ever in your favor!

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