Lady Gaga Breaks Her Own Outfit Record In New ‘ARTPOP’ Film

OK, Lady Gaga. We get it. You have infinite outfits. And wigs. You have ALL the outfits and ALL the wigs. Earlier today, Mother Monster added yet another element to her ARTPOP promo takeover with the debut of a short film that basically has her changing clothes every 3 seconds. Set to the tune of her album’s title track, An ARTPOP Film was directed by Inez and Vinoodh, who are also responsible for several of Gaga’s earlier ARTPOP shoots including: the video for “Applause,” the “DOPE” single art and editorials for V Magazine (the one where she’s naked) and Attitude Magazine (the one with the dreadlocks).

And in true ARTPOP fashion, we have no idea what she’s getting at with this new short film. So, rather than trying to feign artsy insight, we just decided to dog pile all of the outfits for you to gawk at instead.

MISS ARTPOP 2013

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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There she is.

MOSS DRESS BEAUTY SHOT

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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The first of a few outfits we’ve seen before: Gaga covered herself in dirt and moss for the art accompanying the announcement of her single with R. Kelly, “Do What U Want.”

HAZMAT CAPE RASTA

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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Gaga wore this flowing yellow tarp and long, grey dreads for her recent shoot with Attitude Magazine.

ANDROID-EYEBALLS APHRODITE

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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Is that a shawl? A blanket? A towel? Maybe this is what robot Gaga looks like right before she’s about to take a quick shower? IDK, IDK.

RED CARPET CURTAIN

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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WERK. Now THAT is how you pose with a singular feather eyebrow.

BUSINESS CASUAL

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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MONDAYS. Amirite?

G.I. WOOD NYMPH

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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Here’s a full-front shot of that “Do What U Want” moss dress (or is it a bikini?). Plus, combat boots (high-heeled, of course) because it’s rough out there in the woods.

MENTION-ABLE UNMENTIONABLES

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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We clearly need to get a black light.

DRY CLEANING TURBAN WRAP

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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An alternative to ironing.

WHAT NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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SHEER TERROR. That’s what I feel whenever I see this outfit, which is what she wore for her “DOPE” single art. She also wore those insane teeth on the YouTube Awards red carpet. *shudders*

SCISSOR SISTER

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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Looks like Gaga took a page out of Miley Cyrus’ playbook with this homemade “ARTPOP” t-shirt. I don’t think that’s the safe way to carry scissors, though.

PAINTBALL WARRIOR

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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She won, obviously.

TRENDSETTER

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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OK, so it’s not exactly an outfit, but does this mean that bleached eyebrows are about to be an official “thing?”

STILL TERRIFYING

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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AHHHHHHHHH. Make it stop!

MUPPET THANKSGIVING DRESS REHEARSAL

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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She’ll fit right in.

BASIC B****

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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Even Lady Gaga thinks a crisp, white button-up is a wardrobe staple.

CEO OF ARTPOP INC.

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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The bigger the shoulder pads, the badder the boss.

BURLAP SACK

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
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I mean, it DOES look pretty comfy. Gaga channeled a deflated sumo wrestler in this caption-less photo with the tech chair in September.

PEEK-A-SHOE

A still from Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP film.
Photo: Lady Gaga’s YouTube

We’ll never be able to look at her favorite shoes the same way again.

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