OK, Lady Gaga. We get it. You have infinite outfits. And wigs. You have ALL the outfits and ALL the wigs. Earlier today, Mother Monster added yet another element to her ARTPOP promo takeover with the debut of a short film that basically has her changing clothes every 3 seconds. Set to the tune of her album’s title track, An ARTPOP Film was directed by Inez and Vinoodh, who are also responsible for several of Gaga’s earlier ARTPOP shoots including: the video for “Applause,” the “DOPE” single art and editorials for V Magazine (the one where she’s naked) and Attitude Magazine (the one with the dreadlocks).
And in true ARTPOP fashion, we have no idea what she’s getting at with this new short film. So, rather than trying to feign artsy insight, we just decided to dog pile all of the outfits for you to gawk at instead.
MISS ARTPOP 2013
MOSS DRESS BEAUTY SHOT
HAZMAT CAPE RASTA
Is that a shawl? A blanket? A towel? Maybe this is what robot Gaga looks like right before she’s about to take a quick shower? IDK, IDK.
RED CARPET CURTAIN
WERK. Now THAT is how you pose with a singular feather eyebrow.
G.I. WOOD NYMPH
Here’s a full-front shot of that “Do What U Want” moss dress (or is it a bikini?). Plus, combat boots (high-heeled, of course) because it’s rough out there in the woods.
We clearly need to get a black light.
DRY CLEANING TURBAN WRAP
An alternative to ironing.
WHAT NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF
She won, obviously.
OK, so it’s not exactly an outfit, but does this mean that bleached eyebrows are about to be an official “thing?”
AHHHHHHHHH. Make it stop!
MUPPET THANKSGIVING DRESS REHEARSAL
She’ll fit right in.
Even Lady Gaga thinks a crisp, white button-up is a wardrobe staple.
CEO OF ARTPOP INC.
The bigger the shoulder pads, the badder the boss.
I mean, it DOES look pretty comfy. Gaga channeled a deflated sumo wrestler in this caption-less photo with the tech chair in September.
We’ll never be able to look at her favorite shoes the same way again.
+ WATCH LADY GAGA’S ’ARTPOP’ SHORT FILM