Lady Gaga Goes Barefoot In Berlin

Lady Gaga in Berlin.
Photo: Getty Images

NOPE. That is not, in fact, a whimsical wood nymph extra from a German production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Nor is it a newly escaped patient from a nearby psych ward. That wide-eyed, big-haired, barefoot woman is, of course, Lady Gaga, making another dramatic exit from her hotel in Berlin. Of course. Yesterday, Gaga left the Ritz wearing this confusing attachment, and today, she goes sans shoes. We understand the want to wiggle your toes freely, especially when they’re constantly being stuffed into 12-inch platform stilettos, but isn’t that a little unsanitary? Just sayin’. Also, is that chalk on your legs? Did you take a tumble during a game of hopscotch? So many questions.

Lady Gaga in Berlin.
Photo: Getty Images

Gaga smiled, waved, and gave thanks to the sky in a semi-sheer, ruffled tulle frock that was adorned with tiny, cut-out hearts along the hem. Precious! Her hair, which looked somewhat like the deflated version of yesterday’s merkin mask, flowed freely in the wind as she made her way to the Berlin Wall. Once there, she stood on it, exposing her NSFW parts to the throngs of photographers who followed her there. (Turns out flashbulbs make things go from semi-sheer to very-sheer.)

Not that Gaga was bothered. After all, she did just release several nude-ish photos on Twitter in conjunction with the cover art for her latest single, “Venus.” The photos feature an open wound and a scorpion and we’re mostly just confused. #ARTPOP

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