There’s always money in the banana clothes.
Photos: ASOS/Poppy’s Closet/Nasty Gal/Topshop/Shop Jeen
This ish is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! But seriously, there are bananas all over these clothes. It’s Food Friday y’all, and with the weekend quickly approaching, we’ve rounded up the best banana gear we could find so that you can ACTUALLY go bananas when you clock out at the end of the day. You know what? Go ahead and go bananas right now. You’ve earned it. (We’ll wait.) Now, imagine how much more fun that would have been if you were wearing bananas, too! Next time.
ASOS Banana Sweater ($37.38)
Brr! The temperature is definitely dropping, so why not stay warm in this banana-covered sweater? During the winter, it’s easy to get lost in chunky neutrals, but you’ll be the most stylish one in the bunch (heh) with a bright and comfy knit.
Photo: Shop Jeen
Shop Jeen Banana Man Tank ($38.00)
Oh. You live in California? The land of perpetual sun? That’s okay, there’s a tank for that, too. This may look like it’s muscle-cut for dudes only, but girls can also achieve top banana status in this one-size unisex top.
Photo: Shop Jeen
Shop Jeen Banana Skirt ($40.00)
Or perhaps a skirt is more your style? Throw on some tights and one of those chunky neutrals with this bodycon bottom, or if you want to get RULL crazy with your mixed prints, double your bunches and tuck in the tank. Hey, it works with like, polka dots and stripes, so why not bananas?
Photo: Nasty Gal
Nasty Gal Going Bananas Necklace ($18.00)
Why, yes! That IS a banana on my necklace, and I AM happy to see you. IDK how you could ever have a sad day in your life while wearing this tiny banana charm necklace. It’s ADORABLE and look how it’s peeling!
A5 Banana Notebook ($16.00)
Speaking of peeling, if you DO have a sad day, you can keep track of your
peelings feelings in this plain paper journal, which also doubles as a reminder for banana idioms.
Photo: Poppy’s Closet
Bobo Choses Banana Weekend Bag ($145.00)
Lastly, snag this canvas banana bag if you need a constant reminder that going to the gym won’t do you much good if you don’t eat healthy things like bananas. (Bananas don’t count as healthy if you put them on ice cream sundaes, though. Womp womp.)
Now go on, it’s the weekend. PEEL OUT, y’all!