First Look: Bonnie McKee's Performance Outfits By The Blonds

Bonnie McKee

A Bonnie McKee performance outfit by The Blonds.
Photos: MAO PR

You may not know the name Bonnie McKee, but you undoubtedly know songs that she's written for the likes of Katy Perry, Ke$ha, and Britney Spears. The song credits on her Wikipedia page read like a list of the best pop songs ever. This summer, Bonnie released her own track, "American Girl," and today, she released a video for her new single, "Sleepwalker." Bonnie was scheduled to head on tour with the Jonas Brothers, but as we all know, they scrapped the tour and crushed our perfect eyebrow-filled dreams.

Bonnie McKee

A Bonnie McKee performance outfit by The Blonds.
Photos: MAO PR

Nonetheless, Bonnie has some prettttty amazing performance outfits that will definitely not go to waste. The 4 looks were designed by one of our fave designing duos, The Blonds, and combine everything that a stage ensemble needs: crystals, bodysuits, varsity jackets, and leather. Sounds just like my closet, because every day is a performance. JK, I wish my closet contained one crystal.

Bonnie McKee

A Bonnie McKee performance outfit by The Blonds.
Photos: MAO PR

The custom pieces are described as "'Desperately Seeking Susan' meets The Ramones meets Varsity Cheerleaders." A lot of things had to meet to make these pieces, but we're so glad they did: where else are we going to find a black leather motorcycle jacket corset? Or, um, a varsity jacket with a TV built-in? Yeah, you read that right: B. McKee is the proud owner of a jacket that has a television built into it. (!!!!) It may be heavy, but—HELLO!—entertainment on demand! If that lil' detail wasn't enough for you, you'll be happy to know the sleeves of the jacket are also embellished with Swarovski Crystals.

Bonnie McKee

A Bonnie McKee performance outfit by The Blonds.
Photos: MAO PR

Swarovski makes 2 other blinged-out appearances: on a black bodysuit and, NBD, in the bead detail on a denim skirt. If Bonnie wore the skirt, bodysuit, and varsity jacket, she'd immediately be crowned queen. She who wears the most crystals is automatically queen: it's fact.*

While the Jonas Brothers' decision to pump the breaks on their tour has temporarily postponed the chance to see Bonnie in these sparkly, TV-including ensembles, we have no doubt she'll put them to use in all her future performances. We can't wait to see them IRL!

*IDKIDK, do not quote me.

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