Miley Cyrus ’Bangerz’ release party/At the ’Bangerz’ Release Signing/On ’Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.’
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If you fell into a deep sleep for over 24 hours and somehow missed it, you should know that Miley Cyrus’ highly-anticipated album, Bangerz, was released yesterday. Last night was the official record signing and release party, a.k.a. 2 opportunities for Miley to show off dem abs.
Her first look featured a number of her fave things: white on white, a crop top, T.U.K Creepers, and pasties. The pasties were not merely circles like she wore a few weeks ago, but giant stars. It is her release, after all: special occasions call for special pasties. She also has on the diamond-encrusted chain link necklace she wore on SNL this weekend because, LBR, if you had that necklace, you’d wear it to everything too. Oh, also, because yesterday was, weather-wise, the first real day of fall in NYC, Miles swapped her preferred hotpants and tanktops for distressed white jeans and a long-sleeve shirt. The sheerness probably isn’t helping with the insulation, but how else would everyone know she’s upgraded her pasty game?
For her release party at The General in NYC, where there were performers from Beacher’s Madhouse in LA, X-rated balloon artists, and dancers in elephant and bear costumes (duh), Miley changed into a pink, satin bra and matching high-waisted miniskirt. It gets hot in the club, y’all, she can’t be wearing long pants and long sleeves! We haven’t seen this much color on Miley since she wore an altered Jordan jersey in the ’23’ video. First long pants, now color, what’s next, a full-length shirt?
Finally, Miley was both a guest and the musical performer on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night, where she, Jimmy, and The Roots performed an a capella version of “We Can’t Stop” that we can’t stop listening to (LOL, sorry!). OMG, what was she wearing? A white shirt that wasn’t cropped! It grazed her pants-less thighs! WHO IS THIS PERSON? Well, it’s definitely still Miley Cyrus. You can tell because A) she still has on those Creepers and, B) the shirt has a white bra sandwiched between white suspenders (that are attached to nothing, BTW), hanging from it. The bra is not supporting anything and the suspenders aren’t holding anything up: they’re just for ~decoration~.
With the release of Bangerz we’re for sure going to keep seeing a lot of Miley. Yesterday, we would’ve predicted she’d wear a white crop top and hotpants to every appearance, but after last night’s looks, we just don’t know. The world we knew, with Miley in glorified underwear at its center, has been shattered. We don’t know what’s coming next, and we like it!
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