Nicki Minaj Releases Full Minajesty Commercial, Shows Us Her Queendom

A still from Nicki Minaj’s “Minajesty” commercial.
Photo: Teen Vogue

Attention all BARBZ, near and far! Sound the trumpets, ring the alarm and bow down to Her Minajesty! *bows down* For she hath arrived and she comes bearing gifts. (OK, it’s actually just one gift, but there are so many gifts inside this gift that it’s more like a Russian nesting doll of gifts.) Finally, after months of sneak peeks and Instagrammed stills, the FULL commercial for Nicki Minaj’s newest fragrance, Minajesty, is HERE! *throws confetti* Minaj debuted the 30-second spot last night and, as expected, it’s “gag century” (translation: amazing). 

We first see our queen in the forest, wearing that now-familiar voluminous pink gown, a huge head of hair and RULL heavy looking chain-link jewelry. Behind Ms. Minaj, who holds a dove, is a super-stately looking white horse that could also maybe be a unicorn? There’s no obvious horn to be seen, but I mean, just look at the mist in that forest. Magic is happening, people. And where magic happens, unicorns will soon follow. At least that’s what the stories tell me.

A still from Nicki Minaj’s “Minajesty” commercial.
Photo: Teen Vogue

She releases her dove into the wild (BAI DOVE!), and we’re hit with the soothing sound of her voice. “There comes a time in every girl’s life,” she says as we see her and her horse/unicorn hauling tail through the forest. OOH GIRL! LOOK OUT! Your pretty dress is snagging all over those branches! OH SNAP, there goes your giant pearl necklace and that hefty crinoline! “Where she realizes,” Minaj continues, “that hidden deep within—deep within the forest of her heart—there lies a Queendom.” OH! Now we get it.

Then suddenly, we see what those rips and tears and forest-running hath wrought, as Her Minajesty emerges from the mist in a bangin’ new dress with perfume in hand. We get a glimpse of that aforementioned Queendom, and FYI, it comes equipped with hot dudes in armor. *SWOON* “And if she believes,” she says, “she will reign forever.” I don’t know about y’all, but if my Queendom comes equipped with hot dudes in armor, then consider me a believer and pass me the Minajesty.

+ WATCH THE FULL MINAJESTY COMMERCIAL

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