VMA performance crop top options for Miley Cyrus.
Photo: Getty Images/Discount Universe/SHADE/Lazy Oaf/Alexander Wang
You already knew Miley Cyrus would be making a 2013 VMA appearance, but we can finally tell you today that Billy Ray’s little girl isn’t just attending (as she has for so many years in the past), she’s PERFORMING. That’s right, Smilers. On Sunday, August 25, your supreme flaxen pixie-haired leader is joining the current line-up of Lady Gaga, Kanye West, Katy Perry, and also just-announced Robin Thicke, hitting the stage in honor of the Moonman and the year in music videos. We’re fully aware that Miles can dress herself for her big VMA moment, but being that we spend 75% of our days online shopping, we figured we’d put our powers to good use and send a little unsolicited wardrobe advice her way. Y’know, just in case she needs it. In other words, we rounded up a few crop tops she might want to wear on stage.
As you may or may not know, Miley is the Queen of Teeny Tiny Performance Togs™, and excluding the obvious heavy-handed helping of GOLD JEWELZ, crop tops are her chief most on stage mainstay. We like this peach-striped, hand-sequined, third eye halter top from Australia’s Discount Universe not just because it’s sparkly and stage-ready, but ALSO because the iris of the eye is comprised of a yellow smiley face. (Get it, SMILERS??) Since we know Miles can also handle her high fashion, we’ve included this white cut-out Alexander Wang option because duh. This handsy sports bra from Lazy Oaf is another great stage possibility, and with its Mickey Mouse gloves, kinda sorta also nods to the Brooklyn-inspired KAWS Companion VMA takeover. Finally, we have this storm cloud, high-necked SHADE crop top for no other reason than the fact that we think it looks cool.
What do you think Miley Cyrus should wear for her 2013 Video Music Awards performance?