‘Seinfeld’ Stan Swag: It’s A Festivus Miracle!

All the ’Seinfeld’ swag you’d ever need.
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So, we’ve been doing this Stan Swag thing for a little while now, and, sure, we can talk ALL DAY about the endless amounts of Selena and Justin merch that’s out there, but you know what? We think it’s time for a serious throwback shopping sesh. The first thing that came to mind? Seinfeld. It could be all those giant posters plastered in the subway or Elaine Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ face in those Veep ads, but we can’t seem to get the hilarious ’90s sitcom out of our heads. And for that, we’re going to find some killer merch to show off our fandom—even after all these years.

First up, a tee featuring the oh-so-infamous Kramer mug shot ($30). This bad boy features a fashion-y faux pimp Kramer screen printed on a black tee, and honestly, we can’t think of an occasion we wouldn’t wear this to. Then, we’ve got a beautifully printed (shout-out to the on-point typography!) poster featuring one of the most famous lines from the series, “These pretzels are making me thirsty” ($20). (Totally up to you on which character voice you want to read it in.) Then, we’ve got a cutesy pin with George’s “Do not disturb the delicate genius!” quote ($2.50), and a “Serenity now” iPhone case ($15) that’ll hopefully help curb the insanity later. Finally, one of our favorite pieces of all, earrings featuring George Costanza’s glorious, smiling face ($8). So what do y’all think—will you be swiping up some Seinfeld merch anytime soon? Let us know in the comments below!

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