Joe Jonas’ Video Response To Fan’s Formal Invitation: Look By Look

Around these parts of the world wide web, we’ve been die-hard devotees of Joe Jonas ever since we first laid eyes on those exemplary eyebrows in the Jonas Brothers’ “Burnin’ Up” music video. We’ve watched him blossom into a bonafide fashion force, Heisman-ing in shiny pants for campaigns and totally FROWING (hat tip to Buzz Bissinger). If all this hasn’t pulled you into the warm vortex of middle Jo Bro fandom, perhaps this video Joe made in response to Pepperdine University senior Shaina’s invitation to be her date for her very last sorority formal will convert you. It. Is. AWESOME. While we typically reserve our beloved Look By Look franchise for music videos, this short is just too hilarious not to share. Lucky for us, Joe also crams five outfit-changes into a little under 2.5 minutes, fully warranting a comprehensive breakdown.

FIRESIDE TALLADEGA NIGHTS

A still from Joe Jonas’ video response to a fan’s formal dance invitation.
Photo: Courtesy of JonasBrothersMusic’s YouTube Channel

We’ve re-watched this video response at least eight times now and still can’t make sense of why Joe opens this thing wearing Will Ferrell’s Wonder Bread racing jumpsuit from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, but that’s what he’s doing. Joe sports the NASCAR suiting (taking a page from Bieber’s book?) while laying on his side in front of a digital fireplace for absolutely no reason other than the fact that it’s hilariously irreverent. Are you hooked yet?

GROOMING SECRETS

A still from Joe Jonas’ video response to a fan’s formal dance invitation.
Photo: Courtesy of JonasBrothersMusic’s YouTube Channel

FINALLY. We know Joe’s secret eyebrow-perfecting weapon: A GIANT PAIR OF DESK SCISSORS! Are those Fiskars?

’BEST SHIRTLESS PERFORMANCE’ LATE-ADD?

A still from Joe Jonas’ video response to a fan’s formal dance invitation.
Photo: Courtesy of JonasBrothersMusic’s YouTube Channel

We recognize that we have the 2013 MTV Movie Awards on the brain (also, that this technically isn’t a movie so what we’re about to ask could NEVER happen), but likeeeeee, can this clip of Joe be a late-add nominee for Best Shirtless Performance??? I mean, the way he’s pondering off in the distance, that furrowed BROW (I know I know, enough with his eyebrows), the subtle hint of chest hair, and THAT wine-colored blazer with the contrast black satin shawl collar! We’d vote for it.

NAVY BLAZER, PARTY OF TWO

A still from Joe Jonas’ video response to a fan’s formal dance invitation.
Photo: Courtesy of JonasBrothersMusic’s YouTube Channel

Shrugging on a DIFFERENT exquisitely tailored blazer, this time navy blue with (SURPRISE!) a shirt underneath, Joe sets a table for two with the other seat reserved for Shaina. AWWWWwwww! What a dreamboat.

SUN’S OUT, GUNS OUT

A still from Joe Jonas’ video response to a fan’s formal dance invitation.
Photo: Courtesy of JonasBrothersMusic’s YouTube Channel

Wait. Hold on. We weren’t ready for this. This escalated too quickly. Ringer U.S.A. tank top with a face full of iron pumping? Perfect curlicue fringe? Bedroomy side-eye with a half-smile? THOSE TRICEPS?

AKLJDFGHADF;JK

A still from Joe Jonas’ video response to a fan’s formal dance invitation.
Photo: Courtesy of JonasBrothersMusic’s YouTube Channel

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIGHLY UNEXPECTED COMPRESSION SHORTS CAMEO. *dies, bursts into flames, rises from the ashes just to finish the post*

SHIRTLESS SAX SERENADE

A still from Joe Jonas’ video response to a fan’s formal dance invitation.
Photo: Courtesy of JonasBrothersMusic’s YouTube Channel

The video ends with Joe back at the dinner table for two, but this time he’s jamming to a private serenade from an unintroduced shirtless saxophone player wearing very low-rise wax-coated pants, itsy bitsy suspenders, and a ponytail. Watch it all for yourself below!

+ JOE JONAS’ VIDEO RESPONSE

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