Brad Pitt To Present Movie Of The Year At 2013 MTV Movie Awards: Which Iconic Hairstyle Will He Sport?
Brad Pitt's hairstyles over the years.
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Guys, it's less than a week away until the MTV Movie Awards, and we're already fuh-reaking out over the host (Rebel Wilson!), live performances (Selena Gomez! Macklemore!), and presenters (Zac Efron!), but, get this, we've got an even bigger addition to the already-amazing Movie Awards crew—Brad Pitt! The iconic actor will present the Movie of the Year award on April 14, but most importantly, we'll get to peep his hair game IRL. Now, if you remember his complete "hairvolution" from 2011, flowy blonde locks, slicked-back strands and buzzed 'dos should come to mind. There's no telling what Brad might do to his mane next, so let's look back at all his iconic hairstyles and ogle ponder over what he might wear come Sunday. (P.S.- Don't be jealous we get paid to do this.)
BOTTLE BLONDE BRAD
Brad Pitt in 2005.
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Holyyyy flashbacks. Do you guys remember when Brad rocked this VERY flaxen 'do back in 2005? Pitt's hair in this bottle blonde, juuuust right-length style didn't last very long, but can we say, it's giving us major tow-headed Ryan Gosling circa filming The Place Beyond the Pines vibes, right now?
PIECEY LATE-AUGHTS SHAG
Brad Pitt in 2008.
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From Rachel Leigh Cook to Meg Ryan, everyone and their mom had a piecey shag haircut in the aughts. Not to be forgotten, Brad Pitt is included in that trend.
'INGLORIOUS BASTERDS' BABY 'STACHE
Brad Pitt in 2009.
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This itsy bitsy facial hair may have just been for his role in Inglorious Basterds, but it being the Movie Awards, we wouldn't mind seeing him pay homage to his own past performances with his appearance. ALSO, we can never be mad at that exquisitely tousled chestnut brown coiffure. ALL CAPS WOW.
FANGED GOATEE DOES ALL THE WORK
Brad Pitt in 2009.
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We can't say we're rooting for this look—where Brad stuffs his head-hair under a slouchy beanie and lets an unruly visibly fanged goatee do all the heavy-lifting—but we can say it would definitely be interesting.
POMP AND CIRCUM-SCRUFF
Brad Pitt in 2010.
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We like to think of this style as a kind of full-face version of a mullet. It's business on top with a pristinely neat pompadour, but it's party on the bottom with unwieldy facial scruff growing in at all length.
RED CARPET SHELLACKING WITH SHADES
Brad Pitt in 2011.
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What do you do with long hair when you're supposed to walk a high profile red carpet? SHELLACK IT. We're pretty sure almost every Hollywood dude with lengthy tresses has tried some permutation of this style, but we particularly like Brad's attention to grooming detail, cleaning up a rectangular goatee and perhaps even exfoliating rigorously. Well played, Brad.
BEACH BUM BRAD
Brad Pitt in 1994.
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Dude, where's your comb? JK, love you Brad, but seriously this whole '90s surfer vibe is reallllly taking us back to the glory days where beachy waves meant, well, this. Now, all we have are curling irons and sea salt spray. :(
BAREFACED AND BUZZED
Brad Pitt in 2004.
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We usually cringe when we see a dude buzz all his luscious locks off, but when it comes to Brad, we actually get to see his face, and we ain't mad at that! His chiseled jaw, cute dimples and piercing eyes are on FULL display, and we, um, sort of can't handle it.
SCHOLARLY SHAGGY BOB
Brad Pitt in 2011.
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No one works an effortless, blond-tipped bob quite like Brad, but pairing it with a beautifully-scruffy beard and thick frames reminds us why we loved college so much. Cue: "Hot for Teacher."
GOLDEN HAIR TWYNETHS
Gwenyth Paltrow and Brad Pitt in 1997.
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All together now: TWANSIES! Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad had the exact same haircut and no one made fun of them? Yeah, us too. Here's to hoping Brangelina show up at the Movie Awards sporting the same 'do.
