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• A Russian designer sent topless models down the runway in headpieces that resemble equal parts Mufasa and the surface of Mars. {Styleite}

• Because vixen is as vixen does, Chrissy Teigen wore a sheer black dress to the Jeffrey Fashion Cares fundraiser. Those solid panels over her lady parts look like censor signs, amirite? {Jezebel}

• Students in India engineered panties that will shock sexual offenders. As in, they will send 3,800 kV of electricity to foul and groping hands. {The Cut}

• Crop tops may have been against dress code in high school, but in the 1890s, so were your bare ankles. {Fashionista}

• Proving once again infallible, Janelle Monáe landed on the cover of Essence to aver, “Showing my skin is not what makes me sexy.” {Essence}

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