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Jenna Lyons and her shiny ponies.
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You don’t have to be Imelda Marcos or Cinderella to appreciate why this isn’t your ordinary news about shoes.

• According to J.Crew’s queen supreme Jenna Lyons, there are two types of shoes: “Shiny Ponies” and “Ugly Dollies.” A delicious behind-the-scenes video explains. {Racked National}

Obviously there is a shoe for every neighborhood in NYC. And whether or not you’re a city dweller, this handy guide 1.) exists and 2.) is fantastically accurate. {Refinery 29}

Vans continues to dominate capsule collections by teaming up with Comme des Garçons. We’re hoping that the shoe makes it stateside because it’s just plain pretty. {Highsnobiety}

Ugg boots have never been completely immune to derision, but the folks at the Conservative Political Action Conference have some very specific thoughts about them. {The Cut}

• And finally, we are much obliged to share this public service announcement for all sneakerheads with Instagram shortcomings. {Complex}

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