Is Lady Gaga Getting Married? What Will Her Wedding Dress Look Like?

Lady Gaga

What will Lady Gaga's wedding dress look like?
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Holy mother of... well, monsters! Rumor has it Lady Gaga is reportedly PROBABLY mayyybe (all adverbs are necessary) getting married to her long-time boyfriend (also, extremely hot dude) Taylor Kinney *drumrolllll* THIS SUMMER! *squeals and fall backward in swivel desk chair* We will not rest until we know every minute detail of this holy matrimony and bananas theatrical reception that is sure to follow, so naturally, we're FULL of questions. Will Donatella be a bridesmaid? Will Terry Richardson be the official wedding photographer? What kind of manicure will she be working? And most importantly of all, what in the WORLD is this wedding dress going to look like????

With absolutely no leads on proposed designers (mostly because the girl is BFFs with ALL of them), we took a look back at Gaga's recent sartorial history and rounded up a few looks that might give us some clues. First up is, of course, that actual wedding dress (replete with a veil!) that she wore out on the town in London. Low-cut sweetheart neckline, billowing full skirt, delicate satin gloves — this is a recipe for eye-popping drama. The next major white dress that comes to mind is the antebellum Chanel Haute Couture Mother Monster wore for the opening of Gaga's Workshop at Barney's. Who can forget a skirt like that?

Lady Gaga

What will Lady Gaga's wedding dress look like?
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Then, of course, there are the more avant garde possibilities. This slinky, décolletage-revealing Versace number that we could see Gaga wearing with the sleeves removed (more summer-appropriate). Also, would she ever forego a traditional veil for mask? Masks are totally in right now. Or perhaps Gaga will prefer a more spatially dominating gown like this tiered Francesco Scognamiglio she wore to the 2010 Brit Awards. This particular dress might too closely resemble a wedding cake or her to actually wear it, but who knows! We secretly hope she goes for something that toes the line between the two: form-fitting on top but with a breathtaking train situation like the Alexander McQueen from the 2011 Bambi Awards dripping with gold and tissue-thin ruffles.

Lady Gaga

What will Lady Gaga's wedding dress look like?
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Presuming the summer nuptial rumors are true, it's important to take the season into consideration. We found three warm-weather white numbers for a few different moods. On the left, a structured ladylike ensemble with wafer-like headgear, plus pearly and lace details. In the middle, an architectural piece from Gaga's Born This Way Ball tour wardrobe. This is a definite long-shot, but then again, can fashion choices really be long-shots for Gaga? On the right, we have the most matrimonial of Mother Monster's many 2009 VMA ensembles. We know we're biased, but purely because of the history, we'd be stoked if Gaga brought this back.

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Lady Gaga wearing her mom's Norma Kamali wedding dress in the "Yoü and I" music video.
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Finally, there's this. We can't forget that Gaga wore her mother's actual Norma Kamali wedding dress in her "Yoü and I" music video. And who was her co-star again? Oh, that's right. TAYLOR KINNEY HIMSELF. If Gaga resurrected this look for her wedding day, the decibel of insane this would be is so far off the charts that we're pretty sure the blog would self-destruct. While we wait to be bestowed answers to these questions, relive the Gaga x Kinney magic in the video below!

+ WATCH LADY GAGA'S 'YOÜ AND I' MUSIC VIDEO

Lady Gaga - "Yoü And I"


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