8:30 PM — It’s HERE. It’s HAPPENING. It’s Seth. Red Carpet is OVER.
8:23 PM — Renee Zellwegger in a scintillating Carolina Herrera and a messy-chic updo.
8:22 PM — Whoa. K. Stew’s official crutch holder looks like an FBI agent in a way that I think is TOTALLY appropriate. She needs Ray Ban aviators even.
8:16 PM — OMG is it crickets? Do you guys even catch this reference or are you TOO YOUNG?
8:12 PM — So, back to this Anne Hathaway sitch. The backless bib dress is SO ’90s in a metal lunchbox way. And patent leather Mary Janes. AMIRITE?
8:09 PM — K Stew on crutches. In Reem Acra. With a tulle cascading bustle.
8:04 PM — God bless you Halle Berry. God bless you Donatella Versace. You are a disco fever dream.
8:03 PM — Jennifer Aniston in SCARLET Valentino. Flawless. Effortless. Possibly taking a grip of pre-natal vitamins because: WOWHAIR.
7:54 PM — Definitely anticipating a dress change from Hath. I HOPE SHE WEARS AN ANGIE LEG DRESS. #please
Anne Hathaway at the 2013 Academy Awards.
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7:50 PM — White duchess satin makes tricky bust darts, man. I kinda feel for everyone right now. #MYEYESAREUPHERE
7:48 PM — How do we feel about @hathawaynipple? #LESNIPZ
7:34 PM — I know there’s a lot of buzz over the ladies of Les Miz but we should talk about Eddie Redmayne in Alexander McQueen. With the fit and the peak lapel. I could EAT HIM.
7:30 PM — Kristen Stewart in ethereal blush Reem Acra.
7:28 PM — Bradley Cooper brought his moms. If this dude starts speaking in French again in this tux ’n stuff my womb may splode. It’s custom Tom Ford afterall.
7:20 PM — Chuck Theron in white peplum Dior and Harry Winny gems.
7:17 PM — She’s got serious CUHLASSIC Lady Di hurr. In white Prada.
7:15 PM — ANNE HATH IS HERE.
7:13 PM — Oh cool. I have arugula in my hair.
7:08 PM — I feel the need to discuss the fact that Jessica Chastain’s Giorgio Armani dress fits her as if it was grown on her body like some sort of glowing, magic moss. Not like, thick moss that would look like some tacky pile fabric. Advanced fashion space moss.
7:02 PM — Charlize Theron’s post-apocalyptic buzzcut has hit the red carpet!
7:01 PM — Amanda Seyfried in pale silver McQueen.
6:53 PM — OH J LAW. LOL “Is there food here?” She’s wearing Dior Haute Couture. So weird cause I AM TOO.
6:48 PM — Whoa. Have you guys seen this twit pic of Jennifer Lawrence’s voluminous Dior?
6:42 PM — Kerry Washington in coral/red Miu Miu with a jeweled bodice, teeeeeny waist bow and no bangs. I feel confused because SCANDAL IS SO ADDICTIVE AND SHE HAZ BANGZ IN IT. I know we should be talking Django but SCANDAAAAAAALL.
6:40 PM — ZOMGOODNESS. Seth’s dad really IS wearing a kilt. Plus crocs. Respect.
6:35 PM — I love that Reese Witherspoon is wearing all the Louis Vuitton. Jewelry and dress. The fit on this cobalt x black number is unreal.
Mark Andrews at the 2013 Academy Awards.
Photo: Courtesy of @TheAcademy’s Instagram
6:32 PM — We found ANOTHER kilt. It’s Mark Andrews, one of the directors of Brave.
6:26 PM — Rumor has it that Seth Macfarlane’s dad is wearing a kilt. I don’t know why but that makes me immediately talk like Mike Myers’s dad in “So I Married an Axe Murderer.” #HEAD
6:25 PM — Amy Adams in bluey greyey feathery Oscar de la Renta. I CANNOT WAIT FOR MAN OF STEEL.
Quvenzhane Wallis and Jessica Chastain at the 2013 Academy Awards.
Photo: Courtesy of @TheAcademy’s Instagram
6:13 PM — Quvenzhane’s Oscars puppy purse has hit the red carpet!! And she’s wearing CUSTOM Armani JUNIOR. JUUUUUNIOR. I can’t. So good.
6:09 PM — WHOA the COLOR on this Romona Keveza on Maria Menounos. I know that’s A LOT of consonants to process so just L00K.
6:05 PM — ONE SECOND FASHION RESPITE: What do you think of Quvenzhane playing Annie instead of Willow Smith? We are eeeento it.
6:00 PM — Louise Roe’s ornate climbing vine Monique Lhuillier bodice is PERFECT with a low-nape touseld pony, no?
5:57 PM — I love Wolfgang Puck talking about all the celebs foodmonstering as soon as 9PM hits. #hangry
5:37 PM — I love that Al Roker shops at Barneys. I bet he TOTALLY knows there’s no apostrophe. I also like a peak lapel with a straight tie and an OG big-ass spread collar.
5:28 PM — Oooooooh, two more minutes and MTV’s red carpet stream’s gonna start!
5:26 PM — What do you guys think of the CG dress thing that E! uses to envision dress + Hollywood human pairings? I kinda love it. Uncanny Valley chills and all. It serves Carrie Underwood Projection Dress. Shante you stay etc etc.
5:24 PM — Wish Hathaway had an extra smear of oat paste… *belly grumble*
5:13 PM — Forreal forreal, if Quvenzhane Wallis’s puppy purse (canine clutch?) is in FORMALWEAR I will fuhreak.
4:39 PM — Ooooooh, I love a pre-pre-pre-pre show. E!’s showing $8 MEEEEEELLION dollars worth of diamonds. For some reason this makes me really hungry. So ready for dinner…
Straight from the 2013 Oscars red carpet.
Photo: Courtesy of @MTV’s Instagram
The 2013 Oscars kick off TONIGHT. After two months of red carpets, awards season culminates on this very night with Hollywood’s supremely glamorous Academy Awards. We’re lining up our bags of popcorn, fizzy drinks, and assorted cheese plates (the cheeses may or may not have been whittled into tiny Oscar statuette shapes) in preparation for all the fashion goings on that will commence in here hours. Will Jennifer Lawrence wear Dior (she did after all wear Lanvin last night!)? How long will it take Kristen Stewart to change into sneakers? Who will have the most impressive nail art? Keep your eyes glued to this here red carpet fashion live blog and the MTV Movies team’s Oscars red carpet live stream for all the answers!
Tune in to Oscar Night Live tonight starting at 5:30 PM EST on MTV.com, and join the live conversation by tweeting @MTVNews with the hashtag #OscarNightLive.