Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Jionni LaValle and their new son Lorenzo pose for a photo shoot in New Jersey on September 1, 2012.
Photo: Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for People Magazine
After all those memorable baby bump moments, it finally happened. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and her fiancé, Jionni LaValle, welcomed their son Lorenzo Dominic LaValle into the world (specifically New Jersey) at 3 a.m. on August 26th. To commemorate the occasion, I consulted with Susan Miller the astrologist who knows absolutely everything to an eerie level, and according to her, the wee baby Virgo should focus on business relationships after the 15th and set some attainable personal goals some time in the first part of the month.
ANYWAY, regardless of what happens in this sixth and final episode of Jersey Shore that kicks off next month on Thursday, October 4, at 10 p.m. ET/PT, one thing is for certain. The teeny, tiny kid's already got a gloriously thick head of hair and these Lorenzo Dominic baby photos are SLAYING ALL HATERS with the adorableness. Turn your attention to this People magazine exclusive upon which 'Enzo stunts in Italian pride booties bedazzled expertly by The Dazzle Diva as well as a trompe l'oeil, "Madonna homage" onesie with a crucifix worn jauntily as a necklace.
Inside the issue, Lorenzo's bundled in a tiny gingham Ralph Lauren getup that when coupled with his mom's DKNY animal-print dress looks incredibly ON TREND in a mixed print fashion. For pressing fashion news check in with us for all the style excitement at The 2012 MTV Video Music Awards live from Staples Center in Los Angeles on Thursday at 8 p.m. ET/PT. But before it all goes down, don't miss our "Jersey Shore" special "Gym, Tan, Look Back" at 6 p.m. and our pre-show with Demi Lovato at 7 p.m.! And head over to VMA.MTV.com to vote on Best New Artist and Most Share-Worthy Video!