Zac Efron wears a very shiny suit to the California premiere of "The Lucky One."
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When the majority of the world's lady population is lusting after a dude - in this case, Zac Efron - and said dude shows up to his steamy Nicholas Sparks-inspired The Lucky One film premiere looking not only suave and debonaire but also soaking wet *coughs, choking on glass of water*, it takes every last fiber of modesty and will power in the your body NOT to litter an Internet post with NSFW innuendos and general verbal slobber. This is a thing I learned today, and I thought I'd share. I'm pretty sure Zac Efron knows by now that his bedroomy eyes and rippling triceps are transforming ladyfolk everywhere into squealing puddles of flesh, but rather than toning things down a half-step, he's adding fuel to the fire, sporting swoonworthy fashions like this here wet-look number without hesitation.
You can't even say it was just "a red carpet thing" because Zac also wore this outfit - this leather-looking, perhaps wax-coated, suit and shellacked hair helmet - to Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night (where he and Jimmy engaged in a highly suggestive bra-unhooking duel, but we won't delve too deeply into that for fear of embarrassing our parents who read this every day). It's almost as if he wanted to make sure all the ladies of the world had a chance to gaze at this eyebrow-raising Gatsby-esque ensemble. Love it or jump it: what do you guys think of Zac Efron's shiny suit?