Would You Wear Facial Hair Jewelry?

Litter makes faux facial hair jewelry.
Photo: Courtesy of Litter

Litter may have only been founded in 2009, but their green status doesn’t mean we’re not already up on the envelope-pushing jewelry duo. Sisters Rachael and Mackenzie are known for pumping out unorthodox accessories like body chains and thumb holsters, and with Coachella right around the corner, it’s no wonder Litter is bubbling up to the top of everyone’s minds. If we had our druthers, we’d rock this cold shoulder and garter chain, like, every day. They’re definitely not cheap (as they shouldn’t be, hello, they’re super unique!), so we have to reign in our object-lust before piling the entire collection into our online carts. And *achem* inventive as they may be, chief among the objects to get the discerning side-eye are Litter’s various iterations of facial hair jewelry.

Litter makes faux facial hair jewelry.
Photo: Courtesy of Litter

Yes, dears. Litter is selling faux beards and mustaches constructed out of fringed chains that you can attach to your sunglasses. Now listen. We wouldn’t be editing these out of our e-carts because we’d never wear them. Quite the opposite, really. I mean, remember how much we loved Aubrey Plaza’s sunstache? This is totally the same idea, except you can rock whatever fabulous shades you already sport on the daily and your faux-stache is waaaaay more luxe. Litter even lets you mix and match the grooming styles with options like “The Biker,” “The Criminal,” and The Officer.” But would you really drop as many as 90 bones on a quick laugh? That’s more than 10 times the cost of Aubrey’s version. Slash, you could have totally spent that money on a new pair of sneaker wedges. If you have that kind of cash to burn, then, hey, more power to you. You just better make that ish your profile picture, so no one misses it!

{via Refinery 29}

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