Rihanna, Taylor Kitsch, and Brooklyn Decker at a photocall in London for “Battleship.”
We don’t need to tell him this, but Taylor Kitsch is the Luckiest Man in the World™. Not only has he bravely faced the film critics who have been heavily criticizing his latest movie, he is out to prove ’em all wrong with his next film, Battleship, which also stars the beguiling Rihanna (making her film debut!) and Brooklyn Decker. We have nothing but praise for our beloved Tim Riggins, we mean Kitsch, as his football-uniform-slash-jeans-and-boots-strewn performance in Friday Night Lights is one of the highlights of our lives. The dude is poised to become a bona fide matinee idol, and what better way to welcome this stature than with a Ri Ri and B-Decks cocktail dress sammie?
Rihanna has been channeling a goth geisha sort of look lately, but we’re all about this gorge olive green silk cocktail number with an elegant halter neck, deep arm cutouts, and gathered draping. Also, look at this glorious blonde hair with the ’60s fringe, ’70s feathered layers, and general coiffed perfection. WE LOVE IT ALL; ditto on the classic black heels. Miss Decker is a fast-rising star herself, and we think it’s fitting that she chose this modern Stella McCartney tank dress with both houndstooth and mosaic prints juxtaposed with flesh-revealing mesh and white filigree. The dress really stands out with loosely pulled-back hair, light makeup, and simple crisscross strap heels. Tay-Tay looks in his element in this relaxed suit, but we think it’s the glorious arm candy that’s stealing the show here…and making for one glorious cocktail dress sandwich.