Britney Spears’ Wedding Dress Rumored To Be Betsey Johnson Or Jeremy Scott

Britney Spears performing at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards.
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After speculating for what feels like a bazillion years about what Britney Spears will wear at her wedding with hubby-to-be Jason Trawick, we rolled under our desks and violently convulsed after reading this new wedding rumor: Brit Brit might be considering rocking a Jeremy Scott or Betsey Johnson-designed gown down the aisle. We’re already picturing Britney twirling her golden pigtails and tapping her pencil against her San Pellegrino bottle (think grown-up “Baby One More Time” music video) on her private jet thinking, “Who should design mah dress, y’all? Lemme just hit up my homies Jeremy and Betsey.” Britney already did the traditional family-centric wedding complete with a gorge Monique Lhuillier dress when she married Kevin Federline back in ’04, so it makes sense that the girl wants to have some fun and go for designers known for their beautifully bonkers duds. Um, can you even IMAGINE this wedding? Let us help.

We foresee a tiara-clad Britney strutting down the aisle with a bananas flowing, bedazzled tail (Jamie Lynn, hold tight!) before shredding off her princess dress à la the 2000 VMAs, revealing a midriffed not-that-innocent number and executing perfectly polished dance moves before laying a big wet one on her boo and saying “I do.” Knock ’em dead, girl.

Next up: Will Patricia Field design her party dress?! Will Nicki Minaj be a bridesmaid? WHAT WILL HER WEAVE LOOK LIKE? Will she give us the Femme Fatale hair-whipping locks? A tight, classic updo? Or a pink wig and a British accent? BRB, we need a post-Brit fit nap ASAP. {via Fashionista}

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