Snooki during a photo shoot.
Photo: Courtesy of Snooki’s Facebook Page
Many things come to mind when one thinks of Snookalicious: spray tans, smooshing, Crocodilly, pickles, cats—we could go on for DAYYSSS. Snooki stans, brace yourselves: All of her various predilections (well, at least tans, workouts, and cats) collided in this MONSTROUSLY EPIC photo she just released on Facebook. In the RIDIC picture, which shows Snookems behind-the-scenes at a photo shoot, she WERQUES her newly svelte frame (tanned to glorious orange perfection) in a shiny, pink one-piece swimsuit that is, um, a wee bit revealing.
In fact, Snookster’s head is more covered than her bod, draped in a MAGNIFICENT J. Valentine leopard print coat complete with cat ears. And what’s better than the petite meatball’s skimpy swimsuit, bold tan, and ubiquitous cat ears? Her POUT, obviously. Our beloved Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has all but turned into a precocious feline with that ferosh visage. Plus…is that a clawed hand she’s giving? SWOON. No wonder Jionni is so in love he might put a ring on it (and The Situation is clearly smitten too…as we saw last season wink).
It’s only a matter of time until Snooki adds a workout video, tanning salon, and a cat-inspired clothing line to her empire, which already includes tanning lotion, crocodillies on HSN, AND sunglasses. And yes, we will ABSOLUTELY be first in line for a leopard print, latex cut-out swimsuit and matching cat-ear coat. Don’t judge us.