Rihanna Wears Literally Nothing But Dirt And Leaves In ‘Esquire’

Rihanna on the November 2011 issue of “Esquire.”
Photo: Courtesy of “Esquire”

So, apparently when Esquire named Rihanna the “Sexiest Woman Alive” for its November issue, the editors figured, “Let’s show off Rihanna in ALL of her natural beauty!” Well, they did. Like, a lot. In the most literal way possible—by letting her go butt nakie. (YES, NAKIE. NOT NAKED. WHY AM I YELLING?) Wow. And YEAH, we get it. Dudes like this sort of stuff and it’s a guy magazine and blahblahblah but really? We at MTV Style are of the lady variety, and we can DEFINITELY say that we would feel sexiest when we are wearing something beautiful that complements our body andddd is from Alexander McQueen. But, like, we feel kinda sad. Seeing Rihanna barely made up and covered in oily wetness with random pieces of green stuff stuck to her just isn’t fair! I mean, her body is IN-CRED-IBLE, so we’re not complaining, but ladies, do you feel me on this one? This shoot isn’t doing her justice (OK, minus her fierce nails)! Let’s take a peek at some more photos.

Rihanna in the November 2011 issue of “Esquire.”
Photo: Courtesy of “Esquire”

HOLY MAMACITA. Gulp. OK. Rihanna’s hot. We understand completely. But is that even you behind that hair mask, RiRi? We can’t tell. :( Also, that is legit dirt on her face. Where is she? Where have the photographers taken her? RIRI, ARE YOU OK?!

Rihanna in the November 2011 issue of “Esquire.”
Photo: Courtesy of “Esquire”

Her beauty game definitely is of the au naturel variety. Her disheveled hair is a wee distracting, but that smoky eye is on LOCK. Her lips are a shiny soft nude color and her barely there blush combined with dewy skin is actually pretty perfect.

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