Deena Dances Her Bottoms Off, Becomes Your ‘Jersey Shore’ Style Champ Of The Night (Season 4, Episode 7)

Deena Cortese in a crochet cowboy hat.
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If you ever doubted whether Miss Deena Cortese was truly a “blast in a glass,” tonight’s episode of Jersey Shore SURELY stomped out any lingering diffidence. But we don’t give out awards based on alcohol tolerance or accurate monikers! We’re MTV STYLE. Therefore, we dub a weekly STYLE CHAMP, and this pristinely white crocheted cowboy hat really took the cake this episode. Its unique meld of femininity and ruggedness, its irrefutable summer-appropriateness, the way it mimicks the intricate patterns of Deena’s boardwalk frock, it all definitely merits the “style” portion of this prize. The “champ,” though? Well, Deena, you earned that hands-down when you went SO HARD on the dance floor that you fistpumped your bikini bottoms off! I almost don’t know whether to shake my head or your hand.

Deena dances her bikini bottoms off.
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Lady-readers, level with me for a bit. In Deena’s defense, it’s not totally uncommon for one of your side-ties to come undone, especially if you just adjusted/didn’t secure it tightly/whatever. I’m sure there are many of you out there (myself included) who’ve found yourself the victim of a beachy wardrobe malfunction after getting ROCKED by a massive wave. The difference here is that this little meatball doesn’t pause to correct. No way, not this BLAST IN A GLASS! She just keeps on keepin’ on, dancing right through the complete dismantling of her bikini bottoms, LIKE A CHAMP. Style + Champ = Style Champ. Thus, the award. Good day.

Deena dances her bikini bottoms off.
Photo: MTV

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