Whitney Port, Giuseppe Zanotti, Nicki Minaj, and Leighton Meester at New York Fashion Week.
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What day is it? What time is it? Is it really only technically the second day of New York Fashion Week? How can that be? My brain. Does not. Compute. Was Fashion’s Night Out really just last night? When Nicki Minaj hobnobbed with Giuseppe Zanotti, undoubtedly praising the success that is his recently revealed “Nicki” sneaker? When Leighton Meester performed an acoustic set at Tiffany & Co. for FNO? Was it just TODAY that Whitney Port wore that olive and mustard separates ensemble? (I think we’re allowed a little leeway here because this question you may have actually asked yourself, no matter how lucid, since girl went through, like, four outfits today ALONE.)
Perhaps it’s the flurry of flashbulbs and spotlights and cranked up cab meters that’s sending my memory into a tailspin, only to end up alongside the discarded wrapper of a massive cupcake from Crumbs that is currently pumping just enough sugar through my veins to keep this keyboard tippy tappy and the blog up-to-date with all the goings on of this storied week. You know, in the trash. Whatever the reason, PRAISE BE for the nimble fingers that continue to update our flipbook of aaaall the stars spotted at this season’s NYFW who are working so much crank that Soulja Boy to keep this thing updated to the minute, so I can look back refresh. Ahh, yes, that’s where I saw those glasses. Ahh, now I remember that diamond chain. Ahhhh, relief. #FASHUNsaints