Taylor Lautner Manhandles Our Fashion Favorites!

Taylor Lautner is REALLY excited for FASHHUNN.
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OMG, Taylor Lautner, what are you soooo happy about? When we spotted you today at the Abduction premiere, your arms were wildly outstretched with the most intense jazz hands we have ever seen. Your lips were OBVIOUSLY mouthing the words “YAYYYYY” with more excitement than we could ever imagine, but WHY? What is it? Would could make our dear Taylor so happy? Is it the fact that your gray checkered suit is so freakin’ well-fitted? Is it simply just knowing that your teeth are the pearliest, whitest choppers in the world? Is it because you know that WE know that you look ridiculously good shirtless? Or, or it is that, like us, you’re just excited about FASHION?! YEAH. That’s probably it, right Tay Tay? Well, we’ve made some educated guesses as to what is on the other side of this photo, because it’s OBVIOUSLY fashion-related, so we kept that in mind. Let us know if we nailed it, kay Taylor? Thanks!


Taylor Lautner is excited about Snooki’s slippers!
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Nothing is more happy-making than Snooki, but then she *gasp* designed slippers! In leopard print! And it just so happened that Taylor got his hands on the BIGGEST. ONE. EVER. Lucky dog. No wonder he’s smiling ear-to-ear.


Taylor Lautner is excited about Etsy cat.
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Remember that time we found buttloads of photos of hipster cats? Well, WE DO. It just so happens that “Etsy Cat” was one of our faves, so it was probably Taylor’s too. Which is why he’s SOOO EXCITED, right?!


Taylor Lautner is excited about Skele-Toes.
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Wearing Skeletoes on your feet is an OTHER-WORLDLY experience. (We know. We’ve tried.) Taylor can’t WAIT to get each one of his little tootsies squeezed in to their individual compartments. Hehe, we know it tickles a little, Tay Tay.


Taylor Lautner is excited about Justin Bieber and his Someday perfume.
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The only thing better than Justin Bieber’s “Someday” perfume, is Justin Bieber holding his perfume while cradled in Taylor’s arm like a baby holding its ba-ba (that’s bottle for non-baby speakers). We can tell Taylor agrees.


Taylor Lautner juggles Donatella Versace, Anna Wintour, and Karl Lagerfeld.
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This is what happens when you take three of the biggest names in fashion (Donatella Versace, Karl Lagerfeld, and Anna Wintour, obviously) and JUGGLE THEM. Weeee! See? Fashoin can be fun!

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