Mark Sanchez Wears Really Tight/No Clothes In ‘GQ’

Mark Sanchez in “GQ.”
Photo: Courtesy of “GQ”

Hi, Mark Sanchez. *reaches out right hand* Nice to meet you. We haven’t really…corresponded before. You know, with you being all into sports and us being all into fashion and stuff. I guess we never really crossed paths until now, which is even MORE embarrassing considering you’re a quarterback for the Jets, which is a New York team (right?), and well, that’s where we live. But all we have to say is, heh, OUR BAD. ’Cause boy, you are GORGEOUS. I mean, you got the entire September GQ cover to yourself, which is rad, but we couldn’t help but notice how WELL you wear V-neck sweaters. Most guys can’t show off their amazing pecs SHIRTLESS, but here you are, in your little forest green Boss Black sweater and gray pants werkin’ it harder than anyone we’ve ever seen.


THEN, you have to up it a notch by wearing nothing but a SUPER skintight Dolce & Gabbana tank paired with even TIGHTER white Gucci pants?! We’re officially dead. Like, at this point you don’t even have to be talented at anything EVER because you’ve got the looks AND the swag. We’ve just thrown our hands up and surrendered to possibility of watching sports EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES if it means tuning into this. But then…then you outdid yourself.

Mark Sanchez in “GQ.”
Photo: Courtesy of “GQ”

Mark. In an old-timey bathtub. Cheering. Naked. Don’t worry, Mr. Sanchez. We’re cheering riiigghhhtt along with you.

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