Hot Dude Of The Day: Shia LaBeouf Does Delectable Denim In 'Details'

Shia LaBeouf on the August 2011 cover of 'Details.'
Photo: Courtesy of 'Details'/Matthias Vriens-McGrath

We already have SUCH a weak spot for damn-near dirty dudes wearing rolled-up tees on motorcycles, and then we stumble upon Shia LaBeouf in the August 2011 issue of Details and HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL. What IS it about bad boys? They're so detached yet turbulent, and you just want to get to know them SO BAD and HUG THEM and tell them EVERYTHING IS FINE, but they're way too guarded to ever let you in. Sigh. At least we can ogle them (and their hottie outfits) from afar.

Shia LaBeouf in the August 2011 issue of 'Details.'
Photo: Courtesy of 'Details'/Matthias Vriens-McGrath

GULP. Weakness. Overcomes. Us. We'll let go of the fact that this Transformers star is sitting backward on the motorcycle because we're too busy staring at his BULGING bicep to notice, but seriously UNNGHHHH. Normally girls spend YEARS trying to get their boyfriends out of the T-shirt and jeans phase, but Shia can stay there forever (forever < --to be whispered creepily). This rugged John Varvatos crewneck paired with distressed Dsquared2 pants is too hot to handle, and we wouldn't want it any other way. In his other photo, we're not sure WHY he looks so sad that we caught him post-caffeine fix, but he looks DARN cute in his head-to-toe Diesel ensemble and What Goes Around Comes Around lace-up boots.

Shia LaBeouf in the August 2011 issue of 'Details.'
Photo: Courtesy of 'Details'/Matthias Vriens-McGrath

Oh wow. Anguish. The life of sunbathing on a tractor. Too much humanity to bear. And we'd take the time to empathize were it not for the distracting tightness of his jeans and jacket. There, there Shia. Somethingsomethingblablabla we understand you. Now stop writhing and make out with our face with your face.