DJ Pauly D Flaunts Many, Many Diamonds

Paul ’DJ Pauly D’ DelVecchio at Rain Nightclub in Las Vegas on June 24.
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The only thing DJ Pauly D loves more than the ladies is DIAMONDS. Though we are just judging by his smile, just look at that necklace! The chain is so THICK and LUSCIOUS that Pauly needed to use BOTH of his hands to relieve his neck from all that solid weight. What is it like when he spins? Does it burn holes in the back of his neck when the track lights are magnified through each individual prism? And what about these other rocks he’s flossin’? Diamond studs so heavy his lobes can barely keep them in straight. Wrist-candy so flooded out they’re practically free weights. Like, there’s no doubt in our minds that he’s doing curls in these things between each flashbulb snap to put his G into the TL. And we know that Pauly D has always rocked some sort of man-jewelry, but where’s this sudden need to wear it all at the same time coming from? Is this an aftereffect of the Euro glamour life? Is he upping his security to protect all this ice? Will he let us borrow them for special occasions?!?? These are the Jersey-related questions that keep us up at night.

Bonus: Check out how flawlessly his teeth match his chain, both glinting white underneath the glare of the paparazzi. His dentist should get some sort of award, and we should all appreciate Mr. D’s incredible hygiene.