Cosmetic Surgery Debunked: Kim Kardashian Gets A Butt X-Ray

Kim Kardashian standing next to her butt x-ray.
Photo: Courtesy of Khloe Kardashian's website

Today in cosmetic surgery and beauty augmentation news: SURPRISE! Kim Kardashian's butt is real! All those rumors circulating on whether she had implants just AIN'T true. Her sisters Khloé and Kourtney dared her to get an X-ray of her posterior to prove that it is, in fact, a product of nothing but amazing genes and fabulous stylists as seen in her photo. We've seen enough episodes of House and Grey's Anatomy to conclusively read X-rays (and perform rudimentary routine procedures like a combined myocardial revascularisation) and it's OBVIOUS to us that the above illustrates that whatever is contained within the shapely derriere is a consistent mass and not a fluid-filled sac (Side note: Kind of loving her shorter, less done-up 'do these days! Don't you?!).

On this Sunday's upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, we'll get to see the FULL story behind the visit, but there's a preview of the episode that shows Kim hilariously and awkwardly explaining to the doctor exactly why she's there. And it's cool because this kind of doctor wasn't like, right in the middle of saving lives or administering vaccines or anything seeing as he is a HOLLYWOOD doctor. And then Khloé suggests skipping the X-ray altogether and requests that the physician "just feel her ass up and see. You'll know, you're a doctor, to see if it's real." Cue the doctor's face lighting up with joy. *snaps on powder-free latex gloves* Oh, and Kourtney is also at the doc for some boob implant reasons IDK IDK, no spoilers on ancillary story lines. ANYWAY, DOES THIS FINALLY MEAN THE RUMOR FIRE HAS FINALLY SIZZLED OUT? We hope so. We admire the fact that Kim is willing to go the distance to put the truth out there. Why can't a girl just have great assets and not be questioned about it these days? SHEESH. *injects own butt with jello and performs squat thrusts*

{via Us Magazine}