Vanessa Minnillo Decides On A Wedding Dress Designer

Vanessa Minnillo at her bachelorette party in Las Vegas on June 18, 2011.
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It’s no longer news, more like common knowledge, that actress and ex-MTV VJ (pour a little out for TRL) Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are tying the knot. But over the past two days, Minnillachey (copyright pending) has supplied a one-two punch right in the fash-gossip kisser. Apparently, Vanessa has finally decided on a dress for the big day, and it’s designed by Monique Lhuillier. Sure to be classic and romantic, we predict a strapless gown (or maybe a plunging neckline) to showcase V’s impossibly elegant collarbone situation and perhaps some boning to encase and properly glorify her bananas hourglass shape.

Our top three picks for Vanessa from Monique Lhuillier’s Spring 2011 Bridal Collection.
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The good news is we won’t have to wait too long after the ceremony to have our suspicions confirmed because the couple announced yesterday that their nuptials will be televised for a special on TLC. Yes, that’s right. One TV wedding experience was not good enough for the beefy former boyband frontman. Nick’s back for Round 2 with V. Mill, and we’re not thaaat mad about it. Not yet. Top secret wedding date and location aside, our biggest burning question is: WHO is gonna host this thang?? We know the bride and groom could do it, but they’re kinda, y’know, busy. One thing is for sure. If The Sing-Off cohost Nicole Scherzinger is emcee, we may (read: WILL) gouge out our eyes with golden crochet needles. Because no. Don’t. Please. Thanks.

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