The Top 15 Most WTF Items From Urban Outfitters

Listen, we'll admit we spend WAAAAAAAY too much time online shopping. So much, in fact, that we know every single inch of some online retailers' websites.... *cough* Urban Outfitters *cough* And sometimes, in the little corners of the internet ether, we stumble upon their, erm, more questionable products, and we're all, "WTF IS this?! No, seriously. What. Is. This. We don't get it." And then we see it has ratings and a bajillion reviews and we're all, "WAIT. PEOPLE BUY THIS?!?!?" (I mean, don't get us wrong. About 25 percent of our closets are strictly UO purchases. Don't judge.) So let us honor the mind-boggling, quirky and downright crude products that Urban Outfitters has tricked people into buying sold on their website. Read the reviews and then read our thought-provoking insight on each.

#15 - TIGER BUDDY AKA A SNUGGIE FOR FURRIES

Photo: Courtesy of Urban Outfitters

PRICE: $78.00

USER RATING: 4 1/2 out of 5 stars

USER REVIEW: "This is like a giant sweatshirt that envelops you in love and hilarity."

MTV STYLE SAYS: This is like a giant sweatshirt that you can't wear outdoors or even indoors if your cat is there to judge you harshly and decamp for a saner, less spinsterish environment.

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#14 - 'HO' GLASS A.K.A. HOW TO PINT FOR ATTENTION

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PRICE: $3.99

USER RATING: 4 1/2 out of 5 stars

USER REVIEW: "The cup was just as good as I thought it would be, but I was disappointed with the fact that I couldn't mix and match the two cups that I wanted to purchase."

MTV STYLE SAYS: Wait, what was the other cup that you wanted? Pimp? Or the festive x-mas one that says, "HoHo". WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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#13 - INFLATABLE SHARK HEAD A.K.A. PLASTIC PHALLUS + TEETH + EYES

Photo: Courtesy of Urban Outfitters

PRICE: $30.00

USER RATING: N/A

UO DESCRIPTION: "Love deep sea fishing, but don't want to deal with all that cleanup and messy taxidermy? Well, then hang this handsome, sharp-toothed fella on the wall and fool your friends and family into thinking you conquered the king of the sea."

MTV STYLE SAYS: So sadface that your friends and family are so readily duped. Or maybe they're just pretending to be duped because YOU are the one who is sadface. :(

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#12 - NAUGHTY RAMEN NOODLES A.K.A. INSTANT ONE NOTE RACISM

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PRICE: $1.99

USER RATING: 5 out of 5 stars

USER REVIEW: "I got this as a joke for my housemate, he had a good laugh. I choose the beef flavor or 'whole cow flavor,' haha, and he was very happy with them."

MTV STYLE SAYS: Just another example of "Engrish" that monolingual people find hysterical.

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#11 - BUG LUNCH BAG A.K.A. MAKE EVERYONE BARF KIT

Photo: Courtesy of Urban Outfitters

PRICE: $3.99

USER RATING: N/A

UO DESCRIPTION: "The communal refrigerator is more or less a crime scene - how many times have you walked into the kitchen, fully expecting to find your leftover potato-chevre empanada, only to discover it snatched by some bad-mannered brunch bandit? 1 time too many, probably. With Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags, your food will be forever out of harm's way."

MTV STYLE SAYS: No, really, who are these made for? Too gross. It's like putting fake bedbugs on things. This isn't funny at all. Do you want your entire work fridge to be quarantined and cleaning crews to be fired? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? As an aside, the UO copywriter needs to be friends with us since we too LOVE potato-chevre empanadas.

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#10 - CHIFFON STRAPPY BODYSUIT A.K.A. JAIL BAIT

Photo: Courtesy of Urban Outfitters

PRICE: $59.00

USER RATING: 3.75 out of 5 stars

USER REVIEW: "If you have any kind of stomach pooch, it'll definitely show in the white top. On a side note, there really is no support in the top. You're going to have to free boob it or get a pair of adhesive bras."

MTV STYLE SAYS: Lol at "free boob" also, yes definitely agree with the rev here. You have to be prepubescent to pull this off physically. But then you'd be prepubescent and wearing this and making everyone worry for your safety.

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#9 - MOUSTACHE EGG MOLD A.K.A. CHICKEN EMBRYO HUMILIATION

Photo: Courtesy of Urban Outfitters

PRICE: $10.00

USER RATING: N/A

UO DESCRIPTION:"It takes some big eggs to sport a moustache, so why not turn some eggs into a moustache? Pretty logical thinking, really."

MTV STYLE SAYS: MAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "logic."

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#8 - HOLD MY ELECTRONICS AKA HANDS. FOR STUFF. 'CAUSE.

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PRICE: $20.00

USER RATING: 4 1/2 out of 5 stars

USER REVIEW: "This product is pointless, but if you have money to waste, why not? Note, the wrists are bulky and clumpy and the fingers are very skinny."

MTV STYLE SAYS: To be fair you can use this for a variety of things. Like clobbering someone in the face for buying it for you. These are just suggestions. Like, a recipe for soufflé (read: not a suggestion at all but ironclad RULES. JK. JK. No lawsuit).

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#7 - TRIBE SHORT A.K.A. SHUNDERWEAR

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PRICE: $149.00

USER RATING: N/A

UO DESCRIPTION: "Woven with an allover print, these seriously short Grey Antics by Grey Ant shorts are cut in a fitted silhouette with a high rise."

MTV STYLE SAYS: Just putting the 'spring' in "Rumspringa"

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#6 - CARSTACHE/BIKESTACHE AKA MY OTHER CAR HAS A MERKIN

Photo: Courtesy of Urban Outfitters

PRICE: $40.00 and $14.00

USER RATING: 5 out of 5 stars

USER REVIEW: "I've had a Carstache on my SUV for over a month now driving around Los Angeles. As any LA resident can tell you, traffic around here can be brutally slow. That being said, I cannot express to you the entertainment and happiness my Carstache has given me during my morning and nightly commute. The look on people's faces when you drive by, the thumbs up, the tourists snapping photos... it's like you're a certified celebrity."

MTV STYLE SAYS: Certifiably something else as well.

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#5 - INSTANT WEIRDO GLASSES AKA SADDO PERSONALITY SPECS

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PRICE: $8.00

USER RATING: N/A

UO DESCRIPTION: "It's kind of like instant film, but with weirdos. And we don't know about you, but when we want a weirdo, we want it in a flash. Thankfully, there are Instant Weirdo Glasses to turn all of your friends and family into dithering buffoons. Oh, the genius of invention, is there anything you CAN'T do?"

MTV STYLE SAYS: This is so the "zany fake glasses" version of people who get way too into Halloween because it's the one time they get to "express themselves." Makes us feel feelings.

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#4 - TALL FRINGE BOOT A.K.A. INSTANT HORSE HOOVES

Photo: Courtesy of Urban Outfitters

PRICE: $329.00

RATING: N/A

UO DESCRIPTION: "Sky high platform boot from Jeffrey Campbell with strappy suede uppers topped with long fringe."

MTV STYLE SAYS: Typically JC can do no wrong but the length of this fringe is too weeping willow-y. Or, spaghetti-ish. And we haven't seen a tree or eaten carbs in, like, years. LIES! This is the magic of Internet. In reality we're all eating so much starchy garbage right now. Chewing. As we type.

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#3 - EAR EARRINGS A.K.A. UM, THESE ARE NINETY BUCKS

Photo: Courtesy of Urban Outfitters

PRICE: $90.00

USER RATING: 3 out of 5 stars

USER REVIEW: "It's really weird, but ever since I started wearing these earrings, I have super-sonic hearing!!!!! I LOVE THEM!!!! All 90 dollars were so worth it!"

MTV STYLE SAYS: WHAT? They're $45 bucks EACH? But do they have different colors depending on your own skin tone? No? Fine. But are the tiny ears themselves pierced with DIAMOND solitaires? No? UNACCEPTABLE.

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#2 - BOYFRIEND CUTTING BOARD A.K.A. LORENA BOBBITT JOKE INSPIRER

Photo: Courtesy of Urban Outfitters

PRICE: $11.99

USER RATING: N/A

USER REVIEW: Urban Outfitters description: "See, your boyfriend DOES have a heart. If only he'd cook something every once in awhile."

MTV STYLE SAYS: Cook what? His own heart? This would make a vegetarian out of us... were meat not soooooo delicious.

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#1 - FEATHER COMB AKA A WHOLE MESS OF MAN REPELLING GARBAGE

Photo: Courtesy of Urban Outfitters

PRICE: $39.00

USER RATING: N/A

UO DESCRIPTION: "Draped chain trimmed with mixed beads and feather tassels." Also, AHEM.

MTV STYLE SAYS: Ever wanted to make your hair so enticing and gorgeous that not even the most handsome man could resist touching it (UPON ASKING YOUR PERMISSION OBVI, psychopaths need to quit with that noise)? Well, then don't buy this $40 thing.