Hot Dude Of The Day: His Name Is Nacho, He’s A Polo Player, And He’s Hot

Nacho Figueras at the Veuva Clicquot Polo Classic at Governor’s Island in New York on June 5.
Photo: WireImage

We need to get this out of our system: AHAHAHAHHA. His name is Nacho! WHEWWW. Wow. OK, we’re cool. Once you get past his delicious name, it’s easy to see that Nacho Figueras basically is the hottest and best-dressed polo player alive. We don’t actually know tons of polo players, but SERIOUSLY. He’s the living reason why people even study abroad in the first place. We were never really into Argentina… UNTIL NOW. If we were promised endless amounts of suave dudes like this from the MOMENT we stepped off the plane, we would drop everything and catch the next flight to South America. Right now. We would even pretend to like school again because having him as a study buddy would be SO WORTH IT.

But first off, let us draw your attention to what he is wearing. On the surface is a preppy polo player in a seersucker shirt, beige suit jacket (with a nice crisp white pocket square, kudos to that), and white jeans. But if you look realllllyyy close you can see what is really going on with Nacho.

See that tuft of hair? No, not that amazing sideswept mane on his head, that other fur patch? The one right beneath his neck. YEAH. BOOM. MAN ZONE. Now squint a little more. You’ll notice he’s wearing a bunch of necklaces. Thanks to our AMAZING ZOOMING CAPABILITIES HERE AT MTV STYLE (aka Photoshop) that is, IN FACT, the iconic Rolling Stone lips logo dangling on his chest. Here we thought Mr. Polo Player was all preppy and leisure suit-y, but he’s deeper than that. He likes rock ’n’ roll, y’all. I mean, his alligator loafers kinndddaaa tipped us off, but you never know. We also love that he went completely sockless (ballsy!) and matched his bracelet to his necklace (awww!).

Our other jaw-dropping discovery ALMOST peeved us off. Thanks to the ultra-zoom, this guy is 10-plus years older than (Ed. Note: some of) us yet has skin like a BABY?! I don’t see a single pore or wrinkle on that perfectly tanned face. For the Polo Blue fragrance (a-duhhhh) by Ralph Lauren. *slow clap* Nice contribution to the fashion world, Nacho. Only one complaint: Ease up on that pose-y mouth. Reeellllaaxxx. You’re hot. You don’t need to force it. That’s all we have. Otherwise, keep it up. See you in, um, a magazine. Or served to us covered in cheese. Yum.

BONUS PIC!!! NACHO WITH HIS POLO STICK. AMAZING.

Nacho Figueras at the Veuva Clicquot Polo Classic at Governor’s Island in New York on June 5.
Photo: WireImage