Blake Lively at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards in Universal City, California, on June 5, 2011.
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It's no surprise that Blake Lively looked positively arresting tonight at the 2011 Movie Awards. We're pretty sure she is an alien sent to our world to make every other Earthling look mediocre, with her totally impossible cheekbones and supertight, on-point beauty game. All girl needs is a slicked-back pony so we can just focus on her perfectly crafted visage. Since her face is impossibly gorgeous, she can more than handle a demanding 'do. (Point Blake. Zing!) Then, she goes and wears this suuuuper bodycon cobalt dress with crazy amazing cutouts that would be HORRIBLY unforgiving on a normal human, but B. Live isn't like you and I. No: She's paid to keep up her totally sculpted physique. Instead of looking like she has an extra set of shoulders where her skin might come flopping through the cutouts, the dress looks like it was painted on. (Another point awarded to Miss Blake.) AND she doesn't even have any deodorant marks even though that fabric is chilling SO FAR UP in her armpits! (Game. Set. Match.) Imagine the sweaty, chalky mess that any lesser red carpet trotter would present on poor Michael Kors—but Blake totally out-thought us by having her sweat glands removed. Obviously.
2011 MTV MOVIE AWARDS COVERAGE: