Cover Girl Roundup: Michelle Williams, Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, And Bregje Heinen!

Hold on to your hats/sombreros/chapeaus/cappellos/WHAT HAVE YOU for this installment of the Cover Girl Roundup because we’re gettin’ aaaaall INTERNATIONALZ on you/vous/tu/okayI’llstop…!! Last week’s pretty glossies featured Emma Roberts, Blake Lively, and Kate Moss, and this week, we’re bringing you Michelle Williams on the cover of Interview and a double dose of SUPERMODEL with living legends Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell on the covers of Vogue Mexico and Vogue Japan respectively. Plus, Dutch model, Bregje Heinen leaps across the cover of Greek Vogue in a yellow jumpsuit that will have you shaking your fist at the sky in a violent rage roaring, “BRING. ME. SUMMER. NOWWWW.”


Remember when Michelle Williams played Jen Lindley on the late-’90s MEGAHIT show Dawson’s Creek? Jen was the new “City Girl” who you could always count on to cause a commotion in Capeside and was everyone’s favorite sympathetic bad girl. Since then, she’s made a near-seamless transition to the silver screen and has garnered a slew of accolades including two Academy Award nominations (NBD). The girl has staying-power, and in promotion for her newest film, Meek’s Cutoff, she’s immortalized on the cover of this May’s Interview. The quintessential cool girl looks positively icy in a cable Celine sweater and lounging on a fur/faux-fur/who knows?! rug that tooootally matches her baby blonde pixie ’do. Hanna much?


Can you believe Cindy turned 45 this year??! (I’ll give you a moment to pick your jaw off the ground.) Though the ’90s is considered the era of super-domination for the former host of the original MTV House of Style, Cindy never really got out of the modeling game. On the May 2011 cover of Vogue Mexico, this mom of two (another moment…) takes a power-stance in the Burberry Prorsum ├╝ber-studded biker jacket and has us hopefully wondering, “Could Cindy be back?” Oh yeah, and did I mention her bold-but-glorious PANTLESSNESS?! WHAT.


The June 2011 issue of Vogue Japan features another reigning supermodel: Naomi Campbell. In an embellished and feathered cutout Gucci dress, hyper-glossy long locks, and the best bangs I’ve ever EVER seen, she looks like she could be channeling Cleopatra Queen of the Nile. Ughgghgh she’s so regal, I can FEEL it.


Rounding out this installment is the May 2011 cover of Greek Vogue featuring oh-so-svelte-and-pouty Bregje Heinen. The aptly titled “Color BOMB!” issue spotlights the Dutch model in a seriously BRIGHT CAUTION-TAPE YELLOW Max Mara jumpsuit which was just catalyst to a very messy (and expensive) personal mental explosion. I’ll spare you the nitty-gritty deets, but in a nutshell, while staring at my sun-starved limbs, I placed several bulk orders for 8-pound cartons of self-tanner and began mapping out a plan to run away to the Caribbean and follow exotic sea turtles for a living… Or at least a week… Or maybe just stalk them online.