Have Some Swearrings And Stileakers To Go With Those Jeggings. Clothing Hybrids Win The Internet

Swearings: Sweater earrings.
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Oh man, today is the day for hysterical fashion portmanteaus. First of all, have you seen Junderpants? As in Jegging/Underpants? They're basically jegging boxer briefs and are as hilarious and gross and moose knuckly as you would think. Then, via Refinery29, we stumbled upon this College Humor video, entitled "The Problem With Jeggings," which gets progressively more ridiculous and satisfying the increasingly bastardized the clothes become. Here are the most SFW/PG.

JEGGING: JEAN LEGGINGS


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TACKET: TANK TOP JACKET


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STILEAKERS: STILETTO SNEAKERS


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STOCKIS: STOCKING KHAKIS


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NIRT: NOT-A-SHIRT SHIRT


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