Hot Dude Of The Day: Stephen Colletti From ‘Laguna Beach’ Models For Us

Left: Approachable Stephen. Right: Dark, brooding, and thoughtful Stephen.
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WHOAAAAA remember Stephen Colletti from Laguna Beach?!?! We have missed this QT all too much! Yeah, yeah, we know he’s on One Tree Hill now, but we ONLY see him as Kristin Cavallari’s hot boy toy from the mid-2000s. Sorreeeees. Anyhoo, we stumbled across this SUPER AMAZE WE-MUST-POST-THIS-IMMEDIATELY photoshoot Mr. Colletti did for…. who knows/who cares?! LOOK. AT. THESE. PHOTOS. Not only did he have at least six outfit changes (the black leather jacket and white tee is our favorite. Obvs.), but he also had such a variety of backgrounds and poses that we maybe died with each new smizey photo Stephen threw our way. His range is GINORMOUS. We love how he works the approachable, “just hanging with the bros,” zip-up hoodie and jeans as well as the manly “babe, get on my motorcycle and let’s go eat sexy cobbler” ensemble. Also, can we talk about his facial hair?! Little college n00b Stephen is all growns up. But, not too grown up since he only kept the beard for half of the photoshoot. Smart move, Stephen. Smarttttt move. Now let us take a moment to bask in all things Stephen Colletti. Deep breath, y’all. Let’s go.

I don’t need a chair! I can pop a squat in a field, in a photo studio, WHEREVER. I’m sooo easy going.
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What’s that, girl? I want to make sure I hear EVERY word you’re saying.
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Baiiiii, babe. See you soon.
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