Hot Dude Of The Day: More Rain Photos. Now With Less Clothing. More Gratuitousness. Yeeeah…

Rain performs during his concert on March 26, 2011, in Beijing.
Photo: ChinaFotoPress/Getty Images

OK. There’s just not a whole lot I can rationalize about this post, and I won’t attempt to. Here, we have exactly what you see before you. A swath of real estate typically dedicated to the comely clothing and various accoutrement of attractive man-folk, this time featuring Korean actor and popMEGAstar Rain wearing basically nothing but a torn black singlet, shredded and looped like a policeman’s holster. A holster that gloriously accentuates his traps. And makes it far easier for us to ignore the fact that those zippered leather pants are “meh” and that we like the camo ones better. But who are we kidding? This is not a post about motorcycle gloves. Or hair that is shorter than it has been in a while. Or that someone is singing a song that appears to involve beseeching. This story is about a torso. And some unyielding obliques. A glistening Hot Dude torso + abs that just won’t somethingsomethingsomething *sigh*.