Caption This: Delightful Marilyn Manson + Moby Lovefest

Recording artist Moby and musician Marilyn Manson attend the 'Unstaged: An Original Series From American Express' after party held at The Mayan on March 23, 2011, in Los Angeles.
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We get the biggest kick outta famous people. And it's not Starbucks runs or gas pumping or going to the grocery store that convinces us that "stars are JUST like us"; it's moments like these where you catch Marilyn Manson goofing around with Moby that we just <3. Look at 'em. You can tell they're DYING to crack up but full deadpan-gravitassing for the shot. Thousand words are well and good, but we thought we'd caption it ("King of the World"s need not apply, come ooooooon). We got:

#Hugs Not Drugs

#Oh My Goth Get It Off Me!

#The Beautiful People (The Beautiful People)

#Love Means Never Having To Say You're Invading My Personal Space

#Mechanical Animal Rights

#My Other Backpack is a Goyard

#Do You Like Me WITH Or WITHOUT Glasses?

OK. FINE. WE ARE MAYBE NOT THE BEST AT THIS. Are you?