The Google Lady Gaga Video Is Exhaustive. Awesome.

Lady Gaga at Google.
Photo: Courtesy of Google

Remember how we told you last week about Lady Gaga answering your questions? Well, the video finally came out, and it's over an hour long. We were watching on our phones and totally didn't remember what the muscle memory of training on your eyeballs on ONE thing for an hour felt like, and so that part was weird but everything else about it was incredible (including her wearing an AMAZING Sally LaPointe dress for the third time!).

Some nuggets:

"I don’t go out after the show and get plastered and do a ton of drugs, and when I go on stage the next day I can barely sing. I’m very disciplined and hardworking. As a blonde woman with tits and ass, I’m very proud of my accomplishments as a musician. And I say that with lots of strength. People call it arrogance, but I do believe that women in pop music have a very bad rap, and I think people have learned to expect very little from all of us. And it’s very unfair. It’s very prejudice. Me, and my tits, and my ass and my brain are very proud to be here today."

Talking about our DREAMBOAT Zombie Boy (call us!) in her 'Born This Way' video:

"It took me an hour to get my makeup like that. Rico (Rico?), who was in the video with me, he was tattooed that way. I asked him when we were on the set, why did you get — it’s kind of a weird, funny question, but—why did you tattoo yourself this way? And he said, 'Bazooka gum.' I said, 'What do you mean Bazooka gum?' Well you know how Bazooka gum comes with those stick-on tattoos? He said, “I really liked them, and I liked punk rock when I was a kid, so I just used to listen to punk rock and put Bazooka gum tattoos on. So I tattooed my face like this.' So that’s why we chew bubble gum in the video. But I wanted to attribute Rico because what this look represented to me was that I will not allow society or critics to dictate my beauty. I tell you what is beautiful about me. Every person defines their own beauty for themselves. So that’s what that makeup represents to me. Rico was defining who he is in an artistic way and not relying on society to tell him what's valuable."

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Lady Gaga at Google.
Photo: Courtesy of Google

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