Oh Nooooooo Does Joe Jonas Have A Soul Patch?!?!

Joe Jonas on the April cover of ’Details’ and walking in SoHo, New York City, on March 15.
Photo: Courtesy of ’Details’/Getty Images

WHOA, Joe. Babe, what is going on? When we spotted you in Soho yesterday sporting what looked like a soul patch (along with a supercute black fedora, jean jacket, heart graphic tee [is that Comme des Garcons? We couldn’t tell], distressed jeans, and high-top sneakers) we sorta fuhreaked out. And just when we were on the brink of tears, your April 2011 Details cover comes out (you look so good in white, starched shirts btw), and AGAIN you have a shadowy patch of indeterminate chin-scruff. WHAT’S THE DEAL? Are you going all Howie Mandel on us?! Thank GAWD we have super powers and zooooooming capabilities. *crosses fingers*

OMG IS THE SUSPENSE KILLING YOU?! DOES THE BEAUTIFUL JOE JONAS INDEED HAVE AN OFFENDING SQUARE OF GROSSTASTIC FACE FUZZ OF THE GENUS SOUL PATCH?

Joe Jonas in ’Details’ magazine and walking in SoHo, New York City, on March 15.
Photo: Courtesy of ’Details’/Getty Images

Whew. You guys! That was so close. Turns out the “soul patch” is nothing more than our regular bearded cutie with lips SO LUSCIOUS that the awning casts a shadow. Also, um, can we discuss? Look at that Details photo!! He looks so manly (yet pristine) with his neatly trimmed stubble, white tee, and black leather motorcycle jacket. So yes, Joe, honey, babypoodle, we will hop on the back of your motorcycle since you asked so nicely. Keep up the good work, Joe. Keep. It. Up. We. Will. Too. OK, ew that got weird.