You Should Be Playing ‘Cream Wolf’ Right Now

The Adult Swim games site has been on a roll lately. Last week I was charmed by the magic of “Robot Unicorn Attack,” and today I’m experiencing the joy that comes from a game called “Cream Wolf.”

A part of me doesn’t want to spoil the premise, but another part of me really wants to describe it to you, so screw that first part of me.

You are a werewolf who happens to own an ice cream truck. By day you drive around town, playing your ice cream truck music and serving children with a smile. But as night approaches, it’s up to you to lure the fattest children back to your lair, whereupon you’ll transform into a wolf and eat them for bonus points. There’s nothing about this that isn’t awesome. Play it now.