'Muscle March' Speedo - Stuff That Came

Muscle March

Ok, we're starting to get into dangerous one-upsmanship territory with this ridiculous PR mailings from game companies. In today's strange installment of "Stuff That Came" (a title that's becoming more unfortunate by the day), we have a "Muscle March"-themed Speedo-looking-thing, which arrived in a branded nutrient supplement jug. You know, the kind you find at GNC. At least, I think you do. After all, I weigh about 80 pounds wet and can only imagine what the inside of a GNC looks like.

In case you're curious, no, I won't be wearing the Speedo. After all, it's winter here in New York!

Oh, and if you are unfamiliar with "Muscle March," it's a game from Japan (shocker!) that is...well...I'll let the official press release fill you in:

"Use the Wii Remote and Nunchuk to strike super body-building poses to fit through holes in walls, chasing thieves who have stolen precious protein powder from the merry band of muscle heads."

It's up on WiiWare right now for 500 Wii Points, if that description has managed to pique your interest.