'Left 4 Dead 2' Achievements Name New Items And Campaigns

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The plot for "Left 4 Dead 2" may still be shrouded in mystery, but the game's list of Achievements names both items and stages in the order they appear. Merely surviving will go a long way toward point accumulation, but the accomplishments contain a few fancy tricks as well. Defibrillators appear to be involved, likely as a means to heal party members. Also mentioned are "bile bombs," which will score you an Achievement when used against a tank. Check out the whole rundown and a very special clown-based Achievement after the jump.

All of the following can be found at Xbox360Achievements.org:

PRICE CHOPPER 20

Survive the Dead Center campaign.

MIDNIGHT RIDER 20

Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.

RAGIN' CAJUN 20

Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.

WEATHERMAN 20

Survive the Hard Rain campaign.

BRIDGE BURNER 20

Survive the Parish campaign.

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE 35

Survive all campaigns on Expert.

THE REAL DEAL 35

Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.

CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES 30

Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.

HEAD HONCHO 15

Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.

CLUB DEAD 15

Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.

CHAIN OF COMMAND 15

Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.

TANK BURGER 30

Kill a Tank with melee weapons.

SHOCK JOCK 30

Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD 30

Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.

ARMORY OF ONE 15

Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.

BURNING SENSATION 15

Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN 20

Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.

SEPTIC TANK 15

Use a bile bomb on a Tank.

CRASS MENAGERIE 20

Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.

DEAD IN THE WATER 20

Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.

ROBBED ZOMBIE 15

Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.

CL0WND 15

Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.

FRIED PIPER 15

Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.

LEVEL A CHARGE 15

Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.

ACID REFLEX 15

Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.

A RIDE DENIED 15

Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.

STACHE WHACKER 15

Prove you are faster than Moustachio.

GONG SHOW 15

Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.

GUARDIN' GNOME 30

Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.

WING AND A PRAYER 30

Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.

SOB STORY 30

Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE 30

Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetary safe room without tripping any alarms.

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER 30

Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.

HEARTWARMER 20

In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS 15

Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

QUALIFIED RIDE 15

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.

BACK IN THE SADDLE 15

As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET 20

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS 15

As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS 15

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.

SCATTERING RAM 20

As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.

MEAT TENDERIZER 20

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER 15

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.

BEAT THE RUSH 15

In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.

HUNTING PARTY 15

Win a game of Scavenge.

GAS GUZZLER 20

Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.

CACHE AND CARRY 20

Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.

SCAVENGE HUNT 15

Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.

FUEL CRISIS 15

Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.

GAS SHORTAGE 20

Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.

I don't know about you, but the clown nose-honking sounds like a mini-game I'd buy all by itself -- especially if they're zombie clowns. I smell spin-off franchise.

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