'Ju-On: The Grudge' - Stuff That Came (And I'm Too Afraid To Open)

The Grudge

Curiosity usually gets the better of me when it comes to packages arriving at my desk, but, for once, I really do not want to open something. Take a look at the box which arrived, seemingly promoting "Ju-on: The Grudge," the survival horror game based on the movie franchise which, as it happens, calls you a sissy. It's not even the fake blood splattered on the outside or the make-shift, Unabomber-style cardboard box. No, it's the hair sticking out the side.

The implication is that there's a small, Japanese, meowing child inside this box, and I want no part of him, thank you very much. Now it's just a matter of finding someone else in the office that has the balls to do what I won't. Sorry, there are limits to my investigative drive.