Spoilers! 'Zork' 'Walkthrough' Rocks Out

"Zork" may not be as "pretty" as other games. It may not have "colors" or "graphics." What it does, have (at least now), is a rockin' audio walkthrough which will help you complete the ponderous text adventure in about 30 minutes.

Created by two "Zork" fans, pifie and Errol on 50/90, "Walkthrough" is an musical walkthrough, featuring lyrics like:

LIGHT LAMP","D","S","E", "GET THE PAINTING", "N", "U", "U", "GET KNIFE AND ROPE", "D", "W", "OPEN CASE", "PUT PAINTING IN CASE", "DROP KNIFE", "GET SWORD", "OPEN TRAP DOOR", "D", "N", "KILL TROLL WITH SWORD", "DROP SWORD", "E", "E", "SE", "E", "TIE ROPE TO RAILING", "CLIMB DOWN ROPE", "S", "E", "GET COFFIN", "W", "S", "PRAY", "DOUSE LAMP", "S", "N", "E", "D" TO THE CANYON BOTTOM, "N", "DROP COFFIN", "OPEN COFFIN", "GET SCEPTRE"

If you think that's funny, you are as large a nerd as I expected you were. I have a good feeling about people.

(via Boing Boing)