Thanks to the tireless efforts of the MTV News interns and Adam Murphy, Production Assistant to the stars, the box has been opened!
For the record, it involved tapping against the side of a table a little bit, which seems counter to the whole "don't use brute force" credo these things generally have. But whatever! Here's a video of Adam showing off how it's done:
And yes, GameDaily beat us to it. We are shamed for all eternity. Too bad they smell.