Merry Presidents’ Day (Or: A Tribute to the Greatest President of All Time)


History will record the 47th President of the United States, Michael Wilson, as our country's most revered commander-in-chief.

In a time of great crisis, and faced with the treachery of his vice-president, Wilson did what any great leader would do: hopped into a giant suit of armor to fight evil. I am not making this up.

The game was called Metal Wolf Chaos, and it never made it to America. It was an Xbox game where you, as the president of the United States, fought evil from the confines of a giant mech suit.

Lest you think I am kidding.

I am not kidding.

Hail to the chief.